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The music video for "Telephone," the Lady Gaga and Beyoncé collaboration (Another song about a phone? What's up with that?) debuted today, and it's pretty great (watch it here). In fact, the only thing that could make it better is if Zoe Bell herself had a cameo in the Tarantino-inspired video. So the plot of the nine-and-a-half-minute video involves Beyoncé bailing Gaga out of jail, picking her up in nothing-other-than the original Pussy Wagon, in which they have some "Death Proof"–esque banter on the way to a diner where they spike the food with a deadly cocktail of fictional poisons that all reference nerd culture. Seriously, it's a concoction of meta-cyanide ("Dune"), Fex-M3 ("Star Wars") and 1 cup Tiberium. (Does the Gags play "Command & Conquer"?) -- see the screen grab here.

But before she whacks an entire restaurant full of people, she makes some sandwiches for her and her pals. So it's time to put it to a vote: What would you rather have? Gaga's Wonderbread–Miracle Whip combo, a favorite found in lunchboxes all over the Midwest, or a Denny's Moons Over My Hammy, found not only during breakfast all over the Midwest? Vote after the jump.

Denny's Moons Over My Hammy:

This hangover-curing, food-coma-inducing combo of cheesy eggs (Swiss, to be particular) and ham on toasted sourdough is available 24/7 within a mile of any highway exit or strip mall across the country. You can order the half-portion, but why?

The Gaga MLT:

Take two pieces of classic white Wonderbread, slap on some Miracle Whip, top with lettuce and tomato, and it's just like momma made. Best enjoyed with a cold glass of milk.