Apparently, the biggest threat to high school prom is not spiked punch or pig's blood, but the terrifying scourge of TEEN LESBIANS. Mississippi's Itawamba County Agricultural High School canceled prom because 18-year-old Constance McMillen (the SUPER-THREATENING-LOOKING young lady at left) wanted to take her girlfriend as her date and wear a tuxedo. (The same thing almost happened in Alabama a few months ago.) Because, as we all know, nothing is more terrifying than two high school girls in formal wear. Take it away, ACLU! (AP)