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Earlier this week, in a downright irrelevant poll, we insisted that you tell us what you'd pick: a man with an Oscar, or a man with a sandwich?

While we are mildly baffled with the results (as sharp as Jeff Bridges looked on Sunday night, you can't have a bite of his Oscar ...), it seems that a solid 53 percent of you lean toward the statue-toting penguin suits, while only 29 percent dig the big-bellied sandwich man.

The rest of you, perhaps overwhelmed by the sheer impossibility of deciding between such glorious choices, instead found yourselves enraptured in dirty daydreams about hot dogs, white Russians and a bowling alley. We don't blame ya.