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OK, you know when you're having sex, and all you can think is, This would be so much better if one of us was wearing some kind of crazy hat with a penis on it?

Why not try The Accommodator, the Strap-On for Your Head*?

The incredible "oral sex enhancement device" (discovered on Amazon while I was once again browsing For a FriendTM) resembles the kind of headgear you might wear for orthodontic purposes. But instead of hooks that connect to your braces, The Accommodator has a dong that hangs off your chin. Things that make you go hmmmm!

According to the product info, "The sensation of oral sex will never be the same."

You're probably asking yourself, "I laugh hard enough during oral sex. Why should I invite The Accommodator into my boudoir?" Manufacturer California Exotics has your answer: "This pliable latex dong, that comfortably straps on your head, frees you up to use your hands." (What were your hands doing before? Interpretive sign language? Gang signs?) Basically, it's for people who want to be able to penetrate their loved one during oral, but retain their ability to do Jazzhands throughout.

At least one person is enthusiastic about this; The Accommodator's lone review on Amazon is -- if not exactly glowing -- a five starrer. User "doublem" is man enough to admit that "you look silly wearing it," but decided it was worth it because his partner "loved it." I suspect men feel the same way about the Batman cowl I always make them wear. Loosen up, guys! It's not like I never wash it.

Full, NSFW photo after the jump.

*Not the official slogan. But shouldn't it be?