Taylor Momsen is 16, totally punk rock, and you sooooo don't understand her. Also, Haiti. (via Celebuzz)

An atheist group at the University of Texas at San Antonio has been giving out porn in exchange for students' Bibles, prompting a Christian group to hand out Bibles in exchange for porn. In unrelated news, this week's Bible study at our house has been canceled. (via BuzzFeed)

Unbeknownst to me, Jimmy Kimmel has snuck into my head and assembled the cast of my sex dreams. (via Gawker TV)
Meat rocket. It's even better than it sounds. (via Geekologie)
Kellan Lutz, who appears alongside handsome, unwashed person Robert Pattinson in the "Twilight" series, will take your down-there hair any way you want to give it to him. (via ICYDK)
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