Lemondrop

Kids say the darnedest things. And sometimes, they write it down in a note to pass in class which gets picked up by an industrious teacher who scans it and posts it on the Internet for all to see. Luckily, that happened.

Check out this exhaustive list of Types of Bitches, that was found in a third-grade classroom. Right away, we started identifying ourselves with our personal Bitch Types. Knowing that you would do the same, we created a simple survey so you can tell us: What Type of Bitch Are You? And lazy bitches, relax -- the form just asks you to check boxes. In a week or so, we'll graph up the results and offer the first scientific look at Bitch Types of Modern American Women. Please pass on this survey to your friends, too!