Kids say the darnedest things. And sometimes, they write it down in a note to pass in class which gets picked up by an industrious teacher who scans it and posts it on the Internet for all to see. Luckily, that happened.
Check out this exhaustive list of Types of Bitches, that was found in a third-grade classroom. Right away, we started identifying ourselves with our personal Bitch Types. Knowing that you would do the same, we created a simple survey so you can tell us: What Type of Bitch Are You? And lazy bitches, relax -- the form just asks you to check boxes. In a week or so, we'll graph up the results and offer the first scientific look at Bitch Types of Modern American Women. Please pass on this survey to your friends, too!
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Monday 08 March
By CM
On International Women's Day? Really?
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Monday 15 March
By Victor
Oh.. these people need to go to bitchcooks.com and see the most hilarious cookbook.. get in the kitchen, bitches... they are kitchen bitches!!
Monday 15 March
By Victor
oh.. you gotta google "Whipped & Beaten Culinary Works".. you will see what this bitch means when you go to the site.. it's for a cookbook called " Get in the Kitchen,, B_TCHES!" ha!
Monday 08 March
By April
Wow....
I promise you a black boy wrote this.
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Thursday 11 March
By Cheessy Cheeks
white bitch who think black boys are trouble makers
Wednesday 17 March
By TMP
April, you are apparently and ignorant, racist bitch!!
Thursday 08 April
By fkn jlo
haha a black boy did probably write this!!
Monday 08 March
By bambibir
You left off "Heartless Bitch" from your list.
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Monday 08 March
By Si-Si
ima bottle-blonde ghetto drug dealin trash talkin man stealin cheatin triflin ass bitch.
but i already knew this since i was a little bitch back in the day. dont need to tell me twice.
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Monday 08 March
By Stephanie
Where's the good, old-fashioned evil bitch? How about psycho bitch? What's wrong with these schools? Aren't they teaching our children the bitch basics?
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Monday 08 March
By GINGER
OH WE;; WHATS LIFE WITHOUT A B--CH
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Monday 08 March
By TERRI
THIS IS SEXIST TRASH. THANKS FOR (TRYING) TO RE-AFFIRM OUT-DATED AND INSULTING RHETORIC IN REGARDS TO WOMEN, WHILE KISSING UP TO MEN. UGH. NOTHING WORSE THEN A WOMEN- HATING WOMAN. WHAT'S NEXT, WHAT KIND OF WHORE IS YOUR MOTHER?" IMAGINE IF THIS WAS "WHAT KIND OF N-WORD ARE YOU?" AND JUST BECAUSE THIS WAS FOUND WITH KIDS DOSEN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. BUT GHETTO WOULDN'T KNOW THAT.
GOOD GOING. @ SS HOLE.
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Monday 08 March
By bitch
LUL you're just a trollin' i'm going to sound important so i'm going to yell with caps on because i want to make people mad BITCH.
Monday 08 March
By Marla
Haha, You're a HATER bitch! hahaha, and a real Serious bitch too. It's all in good fun, take that stick out of your rear end and learn to laugh, hahaha.
Tuesday 09 March
By Jasmine
WOW! Take a freaking breath! If you don't like it do not read it. It's that simple.
Wednesday 10 March
By heather
Thanks for reminding me about the trolling bitch who thinks that caps lock equals valid point.
Monday 08 March
By Bethany
Maybe instead of making a fun quiz out of this story, we should be looking at why a third grader has such a fowl mouth and can spout out stuff like this?
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Tuesday 09 March
By Shannon
I agree. This would be funny if an adult made it up but it is just sad. What's even worse is the teacher "encouraging" it by spreading it around. The only person the teacher needed to show it to was the kid's parents. I know one thing..if my kid wrote this and I saw it I would be one ass whooping, your kids will be graduating college when you get off punishment kind of bitch!
Tuesday 09 March
By hillary
I absolutely agree with you. Why is this funny from a THIRD GRADER! must have parents who dont care what they're doing.
Thursday 11 March
By Jana
*foul