Sometimes, life hands us tough decisions. And sometimes, those decisions come in the form of a completely hypothetical, never-going-to-impact-your-real-life-in-any-way scenario. Like RIGHT NOW. So quick: What do you prefer, Man With Oscar or Man With Sandwich?

Jeff Bridges winning an Oscar for Best Actor in "Crazy Heart": Man With Oscar

Last night, when a reporter asked Jeff to comment on his career now that he'd finally won his Oscar he replied, "I've had ups and downs. What does the Dude say? 'Strikes and gutters, man'." Who doesn't want to do the Dude? Oh, and the way he looked at his wife of more than 30 years? Adorable.

Vince Vaughn at the Olympics: Man With Sandwich Hot Dog

This is a guy who's not afraid of his gut. And a guy not afraid of his gut isn't afraid of our gut. Vince eating a hot dog doesn't just say, "Go ahead honey, order the baby back ribs," it pretty much shouts, "Baby, get your own dessert."