Megan Fox told Harper's Bazaar that she's only ever had sex with two people in her whole life, meaning her vagina is harder to get into than a Lady Gaga concert. (via Dlisted)

Wanna make your orgasms unsexy? Here's a chart! (via Buzzfeed)
Jessica Simpson told Oprah she's "so disappointed" by John Mayer's comments on their sex life. But, you know, not about his use of the N-word. (via PopEater)
This is what Lindsay Lohan's butt looks like. You know, in case you were curious. (via The Superficial)
And finally, to round out today's hot list of lady links, chicks are kissing on 90210. You're welcome. (via WWTDD)