Lemondrop

A word of advice -- if you married him, you won. In other words, there's no reason to go trying to run over your new husband's ex on the day of your wedding. Take note, Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene!

Both Marissa and her husband Timothy ended up spending their wedding night in jail after a bottle of celebratory champagne went to their heads and Marissa tried to run down one of Timothy's exes (and her son!) after spotting them in a parking lot.

Marissa allegedly rolled down her window and began shouting "sexually charged" language at the woman, revved the engine and plowed straight for them. The two jumped out of the way, and Marissa attempted to turn the vehicle around, crashing through a fence in the process. She was charged with disorderly conduct and injury to property; Timothy was charged with disorderly conduct. Both of them should be charged by a water buffalo.

Apparently this was all precipitated by a half a bottle of champagne each. Is there some kind of fortified sparkling wine out there that we don't know about, and if so, could somebody please tell us?