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After surgery for thyroid cancer robbed Roger Ebert of his voice, a Scottish company has created a digital speaking tool based on clips from his past interviews. This clip, which premiered today on the Oprah show, shows the critic and his wife, Chaz, hearing the new voice for the first time. If this doesn't melt your heart, you are almost certainly a serial killer. It's just science. (via PopEater)

The biggest pussy you'll ever meet. (via BuzzFeed)

Don't tase me, cuz! We're a little concerned by reports that Jermaine Jackson's son, Jaafar, tases little Blanket Jackson. (via Dlisted)
Naomi Campbell's greatest hits. Zing! (via Gawker)
Lil Wayne's jail date has been pushed back due to a fire in the courthouse where his sentencing was set to take place. The rapper would have been let off entirely had he mentioned his uncanny ability to make it rain. (via Starpulse)


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