Apparently there are worse things an ex can do than send prank pizzas to your door and drunk dial you every other day -- for example, hijack your Facebook and demand cash for its safe return.

This is exactly what Paul Franco of Queens, N.Y., did. Ol' Crazy Paul (as we've nicknamed him), has been charged with coercion and harassment of his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Zamora-Anderson, after demanding cash from her in exchange for her Facebook page, which he had hijacked. In addition to changing the password for her account, he has also changed her sexual preference to gay and harassed her family and friends as "her."

To make matters even crazier, Franco is doing all of this (in addition to releasing a sex tape Jessica never knew existed) for the amount of money it takes to get his car out of impound, around $575. So "small-time extortionist" can now make its way toward the top of our most ridiculous exes ever list.

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