Obviously, the Olympics are primarily about athleticism, sportsmanship and global camaraderie. But that doesn't mean we weren't looking at the outfits, too. Hidden amid the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat are moments of sartorial majesty we're not likely to see anywhere else (in part because there is very little call to wear skintight bodysuits unless you've chosen a life of cat burglary).
You'd think that representing one's country would inspire the athletes -- or, rather, their designers -- to new heights of awesome. And indeed, that's true, if by "awesome" you mean "awe-inspiringly hilarious." Here are five of our favorite fashion statements from the Vancouver games:
The Norwegian Curling Team
If they gave gold medals for most popular pants, the Norwegian team would take it in a romp. Their trousers -- actually made by a U.S. company known for its crazy golfing wear -- have more than 400,000 fans on Facebook, and the Norwegian king himself picked up a pair, even though they're reminiscent of something his court jester would wear. They're hysterically cheerful and totally unexpected, making us suspect that they may, in fact, be part of Norway's strategy for curling success. Think about it: Could you focus if that was on the ice next to you? Neither could we.
Ted LigetyThis man is an American skier, but based on what he wore for the men's super combined downhill race, you'd never know it. That outfit looks like he's competing on behalf of an Irish sherbet factory. Even when he's clad in more traditional red, white and blue, Ligety favors a neon lid in bright orange or violent green. If nothing else, it's a resourceful way to deal with Vancouver's often shadowy slalom runs: If fluorescent lights illuminate rooms, maybe Day-Glo hats light up the slopes.
Jana Khok
hlova and Sergei NovitskiThey do not comprise Russia's best-known ice-dancing team -- that honor goes to the pair who skated to a bronze in controversial Aboriginal dancewear, complete with leaves and body paint -- but for our money, the costumes for Khokhlova and Novitski's Firebird routine may be the most hilariously over-the-top fashion statements of 2010. HER SKIRT HAS A TAIL, people.
Long considered the proverbial red-headed stepchild of figure-skating events, ice dancing is finally getting proper attention thanks to wackadoo garb like this, and we couldn't be happier, because it means even weirder get-ups are yet to come.
Astrid Loch-Wilkinson and Cecilia McIntoshFun fact: Australia's McIntosh was a silver medalist in javelin in the Commonwealth Games, but a shoulder injury forced her to quit track and field, so she took up bobsled. For her trouble, she was rewarded with a groovy yet confusing green-and-yellow suit.
We have no idea what these suits convey to us about Australia, unless our Down Under friends are campaigning for a cameo in a C3PO vs. Robocop movie. (Which we can get behind.)
Canadian BobsleddersAs if tight spandex isn't awkward enough, the Canadian uniforms (and possibly others, but it's more striking here) boast webbing on the back that might be helpful in gripping their bums to the bottom of the sled, but unfortunately give off the impression they've just been felt up by Spider-Man.
But maybe the universe is trying to make it up to them: Canada's women took gold and silver in the two-person competition.
The U.S. Snowboarding TeamSnowboardcross team member Nate Holland complained publicly that wearing tight pants defies the fight-the-man spirit in which his sport was born. So all the U.S. 'boarders at the Olympics are sporting specially designed Gore-Tex pants that look like slouchy distressed jeans. It's all the lackadaisical attitude with none of the cold, wet bums. Brilliant and ridiculous all in one. No wonder NBC's ratings are up: Even if you're not into sports, it's just so hard to look away.
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Friday 26 February
By fencerdiva
C'mon, you guys are killing me with the Russian ice dancers. Her costume is 100% appropriate and not even that crazy, given that they were skating to music from The Firebird by Stravinsky. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firebird
I did find the "jeans" obnoxiously distracting, though.
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Friday 26 February
By me
Oh pleaseee!!! The jean snowpants kick ass!!!
Friday 26 February
By Dianna Williams
Girls, girls, what about the Canadian women's long-track skating outfits? The plastic outer covering is a killer!! And the short-track skaters fared no better with big black maple leafs on their bums. I am a proud Canadian, but these outfits were cringe worthy for me, and definitely worth a good fugging!
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Friday 26 February
By Petrus
Everytime I see Team USA on the ski jumping slopes, I want to go to sleep. Don't get me wrong, they're doing a great job, but I swear they are wearing pyjamas: http://www.teamusa.org/multimedia/photo_gallery/1389/photo/28717#gallery-header
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Saturday 27 February
By Katya
Green and gold are the national colors of Australia (since 1984). The track and field team wears these colors fairly often, I've noticed.
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Saturday 27 February
By peopleunite
ladies,
please look into cultural references before making fun of the firebird outfit...it suits the theme and the history behind firebirds (they're often depicted in russian folklore) to the t. The dancers' bird-like movements complemented the costumes very well...that's what ice dancing is all about - a story!
I loved the funky netherland pants ... finally someone decided to have some fun with their uniforms...kudos!
And the jeans were just as neat in terms of breaking the boring pattern of matching monotone sportswear that we so often see in international competitions such as the olympics.
kudos to all.
i dont think its appropriate to make fun of anyone at the olympics....since it's supposed to be an event to unite everyone and forget our differences and unite us all in the celebration of the beauty of sport
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Saturday 27 February
By Gemini
Thank you Fug Girls, always a good chuckle to see your take on things.
I think there is plenty of fug going around over there at the Olympics; Mexico's Hubertus von Hohenlohe's suit was packing heat in it's "belt"!
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Saturday 27 February
By Chillit
Apparently you are not allowed to have an opinion on this board! LOL
I've seen other figure skaters skate to Firebird and not wear such cringe worthy outfits.
And the Norway pants WIN because they are so off the typical garb that curlers wear. However, the Canadian skip, Kevin Martin, who is playing them today doesn't need crazy pants to win the gold!
And the snowboard "jeans" were brilliant in my opinion. Very fitting to the sport intself.
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Saturday 27 February
By Susan
Honorable mention: Japanese speed skaters. Gold lame accented spandex suits - yuck!
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Saturday 27 February
By moniker
Fug girls, you're hilarious!
For all who feel it's wrong to have a good chuckle over skating costumes - get a grip. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
I was dying during the firebird routine. Spent most of it laughing or shaking my head. Too good to be true.
I would totally rock those denim ski pants. Brilliant is right! Burton should become the 7 for all mankind of the ski/ride pant world.
I actually thought the canadian women's bobsled team had a little of the wonder woman aspect mixed with that post-Spidermaned look.
And the Australian women's bobsled suits are all kinds of AWESOME - no sarcasm.
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Sunday 28 February
By EH
The Australian Sporting colours are Green and Gold. This is common knowledge. Sure the pattern isn't very appealing but it makes a lot of sense to anyone who has watched international sport in the last 50 years.
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Monday 01 March
By Ophelia_was
Hey, I was absolutely loving the US snowboardcross team's uniforms. For once, an Olympic outfit matched something you'd wear in real life!
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Friday 05 March
By eeyorecol
I thought that the Australian bobsled outfits (and even moreso their speedskating uniforms) looked like they were going to be in the new Tron movie (though C3PO v Robocop is another good analogy)
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