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Mary-Kate Olsen Back on the Market
The tiny twin is single once again, following a split from boyfriend Nate Lowman. "Dark Crystal" fetishists everywhere rejoice. (via US Weekly)

Disco Biscuit
Is your vagina feeling less than fabulous? Never fear, the Vajazzler is here. (via The Luxury Spot)

Fox or Dog?
"Lost" hunk Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on his wife with an Oregon stripper. Hey, 'tis the season. (via In Touch)
Chris Brown's Publicist Must Hate His Job
Decency's mortal enemy, Chris Brown, has once again made himself look like a super-tool by comparing himself to cheater/sometimes-athlete Tiger Woods. (via Radar Online)
Elizabeth Hurley Is Pro-Play, Anti-Bra
Elizabeth Hurley and her exposed sweater puppies attended a charity ball last night for the Naked Heart Foundation, a charity that builds safe play spaces in urban Russia. (via WWTDD)

In Other Nipple-Related News
The greatest film of all time, otherwise known as "Showgirls," is getting a sequel, thanks to German filmmaker Marc Vorlander. (via Dlisted)


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