Susan Sarandon Puked on by Tranny
Is further explanation really necessary? Well, yes, we suppose, but this headline paints it all in stunning technicolor. (Monsters and Critics)


Who's Padma's Baby Daddy?
"Top Chef" siren Padma Lakshmi gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, but the identity of the father is still unknown. Was it her ex, Salman Rushdie? A "Top Chef" contestant? Or did Padma inject a donor marinade? Our buds at Popeater have a few guesses. (Pop Eater)
The Jolie-Pitt Twins Take a Stroll
The Jolie-Pitts took seldom-seen twins Knox and Vivienne out for the paps this weekend in Venice ... Wearing, um, contrasting all-black and all-white outfits. Brange, we love you, but please don't theme-dress the twins. (Popsugar)
Bella Endorses Edward
Kristen Stewart roundly endorsed her "Twilight" co-star Robert Pattinson's new film, "Remember Me," telling OK magazine, "It's like, he's everything I know he is. I know he can do any film." Way to dispel the rumors, K-Stew. (I'mNotObsessed)
Where's Boner?
The search continues for actor Andrew Koenig, who played Kirk Cameron's unfortunately named friend Boner on "Growing Pains." Pop Serious thinks they know how to find him. (PopSerious)