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I saw the infomercial for Pajama Jeans and laughed.

That's how I can tell if an As Seen on TV product will be a hit -- if it makes me laugh, I have to own it. Of course I, you, and everybody we know needs a pair of Pajama Jeans.

The genius of PJJs: They're cozy sleep bottoms that make it look like you're wearing actual pants. Their dark blue hue and golden stitching will make you feel like unemployed royalty! Not since the Wearable Towel or the Snuggie have I found such a groundbreaking over/undergarment!

They are comfy and roomy and true to size. They slide on like butter, wear like bowl of fresh cream. I put on a nice blouse, and I'm pretty sure I could actually go on a job interview like this and nobody would know the difference. They're totally worth $40.

Oh, and attention, gentlemen -- looking for an unusual gift for your gal? This is it. I don't know a woman alive who wouldn't be floored by these denim impostors. And she'll be in a much better mood than she is when she wears her skinny jeans. Trust me.

It's like the Pajama Jeans Web site says: "Just because you're busy, doesn't mean you can't look sharp." This is a kind way of saying that if you're busy going from the sofa to the market, it doesn't mean you have to look unemployed. Or schlubby. You can still look like the kind of go-getter who has the decency to put on Real Pants.

I absolutely refuse to take them off. And for this reason, they get my highest Product Rating of 5 Shamwows! Set it and forget it, my friends.

Pajama Jeans! You'll look like you give a damn, even if you don't.