In honor of Tiger Woods' wooden, plodding "media availability" appearance (it's not a press conference if you can't ask questions), our friends at The Frisky have put together a gallery of other guys who did wrong and their awkward public statements. It's a pretty politician-heavy list (nice work John Edwards, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, et al), but performers like Chris Brown and Kanye West are also represented. Sports-screw-up solidarity comes from Kobe Bryant and A-Rod -- and their scores.