Harvard gal Maya Schwayder compared her sex stats against a 2009 study in which 52 percent of her fellow undergrads said they'd had one or fewer partners in their four years there ... and only 28 percent had dated "even one" person. Live it up, state schoolers! Your résumés may not be top-tier, but at least your sexual skills aren't stalled out at "awkward handjob." (Harvard Crimson)