Mister Rogers used to teach us everything, from how cars work to making sure our hygiene was one the up-and-up. But as we get older and start to really listen to what this "friendly neighbor" has to say, Mr. Rogers seems to have a devious side brewing inside of him.

Just kidding. Obviously Mister Rogers was a harmless dude in awesome sweaters, but as we all know, the Internet is evil. This video shows us that even the nicest man in the world has a Dark Side: Set to music that sounds like something by Massive Attack, Fred's one-liners and zingers like, "Hugs don't sound much, do they?" or "Everybody does some bad things, you know?"

The nine-minute clip is something that even we couldn't bear to watch in one sitting. See how long you last, and sorry for destroying your childhood. ENJOY!