If you get a big kick out of this video, you're probably drinking alone on Sunday. Humor drive -- ENGAGE!

Here's something to make that bottle of strawberry cantaloupe pinot grigio taste even better -- a dirty "Star Trek: The Next Generation" mashup. Think there's anything funnier than 10 straight minutes of Klingon double entendres? Well, you're wrong. And that's probably why nobody loves you. Just kidding.

Have a great Valentine's weekend, pour one out for Captain Picard, and enjoy!