John Mayer used to be known for having sex with beautiful women and that stupid face he makes when he plays guitar (which looks like a lemur having an orgasm). But after a recent, incendiary Playboy interview where he dropped the N-bomb, mouthed off about sex with Jessica Simpson (comparing his ex to "sexual napalm"), and referred to his penis as a white supremacist, we were like, "Whaaaat?"
This may be worse than the time Hootie and the Blowfish frontman Darius Rucker told Penthouse that his testicles "didn't trust Koreans."
But we were interested to see what THE INTERNET had to say, so we hit Twitter to see what celebrities and normies alike were a-tweetin'. Here are some of our favorite responses to the Internet's King Douche.
@elibraden: Those piling on John Mayer should take into account he's from the HARDCORE STREETS OF FAIRFIELD CT
@badbanana: I'm willing to accept John Mayer's "intellectualizing" excuse because the rest of his interview was so amazingly intellectual.
@JuliaBeverly: I have a racist vagina but john mayer still could get it
(and a two-parter)
1. @questlove: can't wait to see spin on this. i swear his #1 demographic is the white dude black women would do in a second.
2. @questlove: damn shia [la beouf] i hardly knew ye. i now got more women upset that i thought john was their choice instead of you. #okokigetitshiaisking
@margaretcho: john mayer - what is a hood pass? is that like you should wear one because you are in the kkk? or just have your dick wear one?
@lizzwinstead: Hey is the Hood Pass available per week, or is it cheaper to get an unlimited monthly Hood Pass?
@thomaslennon: I also want to use Twitter to apologize to John Mayer's fans. Because despite our best efforts, you somehow turned into John Mayer fans.












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Thursday 11 February
By lvdwillia
I think his apology, after he got called out, was more pitiful than what he said in that article.
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Thursday 11 February
By TrgdyAnn
John Mayer is a Jewish, NAZI, Twat!!!!!!!
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Friday 12 February
By JanesaysshesdonewithSergio
He is allowed to have whatever opinions he'd like. But, that doesn't mean we're interested in them or want to hear them. Leave the thinking to people with common sense and just do your job making "music". He's an idiot, pathetic, loser sheep who can't even stand by what he thinks or believes. Anything to make a buck and be PC now a days. Dumbass.
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Saturday 13 February
By mamo
People who brag about their sexual powers, it is susally the contrary.
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