Want to get some love advice this Valentine's Day, but don't want to leave the comfort of your basement? Hop on over to Nerve.com.

Nerve asked three "World of Warcraft" players to answer questions about sex and love submitted by readers, just in time for the most romantic day of the year. (For n00bs, WoW is an MMORPG, which stands for Massively Multi-player Online Role-Playing Game. At last count, it had 11.5 million subscribers, and is the most popular MMORPG ever created.)

Janelle, Mike and Brooke (all avid WoW players in their 20s) were more than game to dole out love advice. It seems Nerve expected these three to nerd out on the questions (maybe answering "does not compute" while running to hide behind their avatars), but they offered sage, charming and useful advice to women who want to use vibrators in the bedroom, or men who like watching porn while they have sex.

Interested in dating a WoW player? Mike thinks you should. When asked if "Warcraft" has taught him anything about relationships, he replied, "The value of compromise, in game and out. In game, you learn that sometimes you need to put the priorities of others above yourself, like if you're raiding and another healer needs a new piece of equipment that would only be a small upgrade for you." Janelle noted that playing WoW with a significant other teaches you a lot about their inner nature, and that you should be wary of a boyfriend who gets jealous over your superior gear, or who runs to grab all the HP when you both need it.

While asking nerds for sex tips may seem counterintuitive, Brooke put it best: "People who spend a lot of time in front of the computer tend to have excellent imaginations -- the brain is our most powerful sexual organ."

Hear, hear!