Jerricho Cotchery, Guy Whimper, and all the funniest names in the NFL. (Asylum)

Single friends-of-friends might just make a Super Bowl party appearance this weekend: tips for scoring a date! (TresSugar)

In the face of appetizer temptation, will you stay strong? How to make sure Super Bowl weekend doesn't turn into super-size weekend. (CollegeCandy)

Afternoon eye candy, Super Bowl edition. What, you thought we watched for the love of the sport? Kidding. (SheChive)
Who has time to make buffalo wings from scratch? Certainly not us. Here's a cheat sheet for the best frozen ones, straight from the good ol' supermarket. (Slashfood)
OMG, cute: The line-up is out for Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl VI. Grrr. (Guyism)
If you've already pregamed for the weekend to the point where rational thought is out of the question, use this handy flowchart for easy decision-making. (HolyTaco)


Chips and dip: the official food mascots of the weekend. These guys road-tested the best combos for your tailgate snacking needs. (Holidash)
The crew skips sleep, narrowly avoids being eaten by alligators and begs their way into Media Day: Funny or Die hits Miami just in time for the big game, with appearances by Kim Kardashian, Peyton Manning and more! (FunnyOrDie)
We've got you covered on guilt-free snacking: Try these bite-size swaps for reduced calories and easy portion control. (ThatsFit)
Who has the sexier fans: the Indianapolis Colts or the New Orleans Saints? (Coed)
How do you predict the outcome of the Super Bowl? Easy answer for a video game enthusiast: Enjoy simulated showdowns while you watch your several consoles play with themselves. (Cracked)

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