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Anderson to Adopt Haitian Baby?
Moved by his time in Haiti, the newsman has decided to adopt an orphaned child with his boyfriend, Ben Maisani. (via Perez Hilton)

Rehab Reject
Tiger Woods is coming out ... of rehab, that is. He's reportedly being picked up from the Mississippi sex addiction clinic by his wife at the end of the week. (via Radar Online)

Falling Out, Boy
Pete Wentz confirmed that Fall Out Boy is over, tweeting: "something would have to change in my head or my heart" for him to go back. With Ashlee off "Melrose Place," we hope they can pay the bills. (via In Case You Didn't Know)

Water Works
Madonna has invested over $1 million in Brazilian coconut water that supposedly has anti-aging benefits. Madge's other Brazilian investment with anti-aging benefits: her 23-year-old South American boyfriend Jesus Luz. (via Celebitchy)
Guests of Dishonor
"Bachelor" Jason Mesnick and his wife-to-be Molly Malaney are reportedly upset that ABC wants to invite spurned Bachelorette Melissa Rycroft to the pair's televised nuptials. Note to Jason and Molly: When you pay for the wedding, you can invite whomever you want. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Motormouth: Gabourey Sidibe
"Justin, if you're not doing anything on that night maybe you could be my date or something. It's fine. No pressure!" -- "Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe inviting Justin Timberlake to be her date on Oscar night. (via People)