Like a good bottle of red, men just get better and better with time. And if older women lust after Robert Pattinson with such shameless abandon, is it so wildly inappropriate for us to admit we have the hots for men who get the senior citizen discount? After we had a convo in the office last week about the old dudes we obsess over, we asked Lemondrop readers: How old would you go, and if you did, who would you do?
We tallied up your votes for the 60-and-up club and came up with this. Behold, an awesome top 10 list of old dudes we'd do:
1. Sean Connery: While Sean was the obvious winner, nobody actually provided substantial arguments as to why they'd choose to bone him over our other aging dreamboats. Oh wait, HE'S SEAN CONNERY. No explanation needed.
2. Alan Rickman: Outside his role as Severus "Greasemaster" Snape, Alan Rickman is all good, all the time. Kaku says, "He has the sexiest hands I've ever seen and quite the sexy voice. I would definitely hit it like the fist of an angry God."
3. Paul McCartney: English singer-songwriter, poet, composer, multi-instrumentalist, entrepreneur, record and film producer, painter, and animal-rights and peace activist -- even Paul McCartney's Wikipedia description turns us on. "He is a doll baby though, and he deserves a good stupping from someone who won't claim to have helped his musical career and then steal half his money over it," says boingytwigs.
4. David Bowie: The man, the myth, the legend. Kimi says, "The man transcends age in ways I haven't figured out yet, but don't really want to. Yum indeed."
5. Sam Elliott: "Those deep, soul-searing eyes, that lean, graceful, cowboy-biker physique, his smooth demeanor ..." -- Luna's obsessed, and understandably so. She adds, "You can just look at him and tell he's cooler than the other side of the pillow, and of course that voice ... he could just whisper in your ear and melt you faster than butter on a hot skillet."
6. Alec Baldwin: All right, so 52 isn't that old, but we have faith he'll grow into his golden years just as beautifully as any other man on this list. "I would totally rock Alec Baldwin's world," says Tobey.
7. George Clooney: Ever the bachelor both onscreen and off, George has had us wrapped around his little finger for years. "Dare I say it? Clooney. Dude's gettin' old. Seeing him on the red carpet with that little Italian gal and his wooly, silver beard ... yeah, George is gettin' old. But yeah, I'd still do him!" says Tart and Soul.
8. Tom Selleck: As much as we love Chandler and Monica together, a little part of us remains on Team Richard. Word has it he was single-handedly responsible for live audiences being removed from the "Friends" set, as the audience became too excitable in his presence.
9. Richard Gere: There's a reason "Pretty Woman" remains our favorite movie to date. Hell, we'd let him kiss on the lips, no problem.
10. Harrison Ford: "A threesome with Harrison Ford and Billy Dee Williams. I love Star Wars," says Ividiawillia. (Ah, a woman after our own heart.)
Tell us! What old dudes would you shed your age-inhibitions for?












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Thursday 28 January
By S
Bob Dylan.
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Thursday 28 January
By Sara
Paul Newman if he were still alive.
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Thursday 28 January
By Ellie
Sigh.... Paul Mc :D
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Thursday 28 January
By Megan
Alan Rickman and Sam Elliott are definitely the two I would do.
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Friday 29 January
By Jo
Alan Rickman is delicious!
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Friday 29 January
By Cakkie
PIERCE BROSNAN!!!
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Friday 29 January
By Richel
George Harrison
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Friday 29 January
By Heidi
He's 56 but I am totally into Nikki Sixx, mmmmm yummy!
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Friday 29 January
By K
Patrick Stewart!!
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Friday 29 January
By Sandy
In no particular order:
*Patrick Stewart
* Kurt Russell
*Ed Harris
*Sam Elliott
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Friday 29 January
By Lynnie
Hugh Laurie, good God, yes!
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Saturday 30 January
By Whitney
Mark Harmon
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Saturday 30 January
By Vittoria Lynn
Bill Moseley, for sure!
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Sunday 31 January
By bo
Gabriel Byrne (OK, Gabriel Byrne 10 years ago. Still counts.)
Richard Dean Anderson (Every year he ages is a year that my standards move by one year).
Don Johnson (Pre-surgery)
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Sunday 31 January
By Mands
What about Alan Alda?! He was awesome in MASH and a good guy in real life too.
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Sunday 31 January
By bo
I almost forgot Jeff Bridges. On the off chance he sees this and wants to do me, i don't want to take the risk.
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Monday 01 February
By littlebit21
How is Jeff Goldblum not on this list??? If I ever had the chance to meet him, I'm fairly sure that I would ask him bluntly if he'd like to do something naughty to me in a closet.
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Monday 01 February
By Steffany
Mark Harmon!!!
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Wednesday 03 February
By Michelle
Mmm Jeremy Irons! Love the accent!
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Thursday 11 February
By Ashley
Lance Henriksen hands down for me. Now his voice would make me melt into a puddle of goo. I would jump him in a heartbeat.
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