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The Apple iPad is here!We're tech nerds here at Lemondrop, so naturally, we were waiting with bated breath for the launch of the new Apple tablet: the iPad. While we can't help but feel some strange associations with their particular choice of monikers, we predict that most girls will use the iPad for a few years, and then they'll switch to something smaller and more compact.
In the meantime, we have a couple of questions about the iPad:
1. Is there some kind of alternative tablet I can use in case I have to go swimming?
2. How will it stand up to other tablets if I pour a test tube full of blue water on it?
3. Will the 16-, 32- and 64-gig varieties be referred to as "light," "regular," and "super"?
4. Sometimes I leave food in my laptop bag. Can you make one that makes it smell like a light, spring rain?
5. I'm a cheerleader. Is it possible that the tablet could come flying out in the middle of a routine?
6. Can I still wear white pants? Will it make them look bulky?
7. Will my boyfriend be able to go to the Apple Store and buy it for me without being embarrassed?
8. If I pelted a shy girl with latent telekinetic powers with iPads, wouldn't she die?
9. If I have sex when I'm using the iPad, do I have to lay down a towel?
(bonus: There's some douche on your iPad)
Got your own joke? Leave it in the comments, please!
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Friday 29 January
By Julio
iPad accessories: iTampon, with iString included, for a quick and covenient way to connect your iTampon/Flash drive to your tablet without having to remove it.
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Friday 29 January
By durgagirl
What size iPAD do I get? Extra big or extra extra SUPER.. that holds way more?
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Friday 29 January
By Lizzie
So does this mean that the Ipad only works for three weeks out of the month??
That for one week it does not work at all?
Sounds like an Apple product to me!
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Sunday 31 January
By drumwithknives
There's lots of negative jokes about Apple's new iPad flowing around the internet. Well, let me just say that I think the iPad is great; an absolute pearl. And technologically, it really is maxed out. Sure, the name may be a little strange, but it's best not to get too absorbed in it. So many people depend on Apple to develop great products, and with the iPad, they've certainly poised themselves well in the market. I always look forward to new Apple devices. Always. And don't forget, the iPad is priced so well that it's not like you have to be bleeding money to afford it. I'm certain Apple will soak up some nice profits from the iPad. So don't get all red with anger over the name. The iPad isn't just another regular piece of electronics that you end up shoving into your closet and forgetting about. It is a heavy-duty, super device, and once the cycle of negativity is over, everyone will realize it. Period.
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Monday 01 February
By finelilmam
Genius!! :-D
Saturday 06 March
By Amy
This is by far the best joke of them all. The only one that actually made me laugh (except for the Adam and Eve one, too...). Sorta subtle, sarcasm ftw.
Sunday 31 January
By brian
Look. There are lots of negative jokes about Apple's new iPad flowing around the internet. Well, let me just say that I think the iPad is great; an absolute pearl. And technologically, it really is maxed out. Sure, the name may be a little strange, but it's best not to get too absorbed in it. So many people depend on Apple to develop great products, and with the iPad, they've certainly poised themselves well in the market. I always look forward to new Apple devices. Always. And don't forget, the iPad is priced so well that it's not like you have to be bleeding money to afford it. I'm certain Apple will soak up some nice profits from the iPad. So don't get all red with anger over the name. The iPad isn't just another regular piece of electronics that you end up shoving into your closet and forgetting about. It is a heavy-duty, super device, and once the cycle of negativity is over, everyone will realize it. Period.
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Monday 01 February
By cat
ROTFL!! That was great! You were so serious... I was totally convinced... then you said "Period". hahaha.... funny.
Monday 01 February
By cat again
duh, I must be sleepy, your post was full of double-meanings... oh well... good one.
Monday 01 February
By finelilmam
These iPad jokes are really funny, because as a teenage girl, these are things that they worry about, haha. Apple engineers really could have thought up another product name for this, I know they were going for "notepad", but really, now I just think Apple is looking to be the brunt of jokes, by the way, does the iPad come in a "sport" version :)
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Monday 01 February
By Dragonfly
Will there be an iPod with wings in the future?
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Monday 01 February
By Nonnie
Drumwithknives (or Brian to his friends) win!!! Best one of all.
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Saturday 13 February
By sara
is anybody supposed to know im on it??
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