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OK, before you freak out and think I'm some kind of sex pervert (hi, Dad!), let me introduce you to the craziest sex toy I haven't used -- the Pussy Pump.I recently the discovered the P-pump on AdultToy.com. (Where I was doing research. For a friend.) I like to think I've seen a marital aid or two in my day, but this one sort of boggles the mind.
What's a pussy pump, you ask? Well, you shameless nympho, it's a plastic cup that looks like something a fireman might use to give you oxygen, attached to an air-filled bulb. The purpose, ostensibly, is to make your downtown Detroit all engorged without having to use conventional methods, like getting turned on or having a midget punch you in the crotch (or, ideally, both).
What? Why? Even AdultToy.com, one of the retailers pushing the pump, seems a little mystified. "Why blow up your pussy?" asks the product description. Why indeed! "Some women report increased sensitivity, and men report increased tightness." The site also notes the inclusion of a "Free Demonstration DVD" to "show you how it's done, step by step." (Hey, anything's better than "Glee.")
Still mystified? I was too. So I asked Ian Kerner, sex and relationship counselor and author of "She Comes First," why pump?
"About five years ago the FDA approved a clitoral therapy device for women who suffer from inhibited arousal," Ian explained. "The whole topic in general (the medicalization of low female desire) is a controversial topic, but this therapy device was approved by the FDA and is basically a small vacuum pump that goes over the vulva and sucks air out, encouraging blood flow to the genitals. I would have to say that the idea of using a vacuum pump to encourage blood flow to the female genitals is nothing new, but sexual-science research has shown that female desire is much more complex than merely facilitating blood flow to the pelvis."
Yeahhhh, I don't know about most of you, but if I see genitals that look unnaturally inflamed, that's my cue to roll up my tarp and fake an early squash game. Anybody out there tried this thing?
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Tuesday 13 July
By erin wright
IF your not man enough to make my pussy do what you want it too then maybe your not man enough to be doing me. hahahahaha I should be a rapper!!!!!!!!! P.S. My sugar Daddy witch is 30 years older made me squirt before any little boy/man ever could. Every real woman should have a sugar Daddy. The moneys not bad ither. hahahahhaa
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Tuesday 14 September
By Tanya
Lol you guys are so prudeish hahahaha. The pussy pump has been around forEVER and feels AMAZING. Who cares what it looks like?? and even so... why wouldnt an extra sensitive looking pussy not be even hotter? Damn vanillas lol
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Saturday 18 September
By Pussy Blowjob
You guys and gals who haven't 69'd with a big fat wet pussy have no idea what you're missing. One of my girlfriends liked to pump hers to the point I could nearly deep throat her. She'd have one orgasm after another and spray lots of sweet juice in my mouth. That was just the opening act, when I'd penetrate her she'd have more, then we'd flip and do more oral, flip and penetrate. Awesome.
She's my ex but we still get together several times a year because her husband doesn't like anything to do with toys so she get's her pump & toy fix with me when she can't stand it any longer.
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Friday 03 December
By Lynn
I was so confuse about this sex toys,i never been tried to use this in my whole life!what makes us arouse when can make our thing swollen!!making me crazy to know more about these...
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Wednesday 15 December
By fola
i need help am having quick arousal
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Tuesday 08 March
By Kelly Green
So that's what you do with that thing. My husband bought one about two years ago, and I had no idea what to do with it. Well now that I know I still don't see myself using it. I thouhgt it was suppose to simulate sucking, like as if you were having oral sex. I wondered how many women beside myself that don't especially like to be sucked during oral sex? Anyway it's a waste of time and money, just a novelty item.
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Sunday 27 March
By jet
I'm a guy but I just ordered one,can't wait for it to get here.the sight of plum p...y drives me insane. Happy or not she will have to try it....or else.hmmm
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Saturday 02 April
By bros j
my gal pussy is always wet, and i like it that way.
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Saturday 07 May
By Carole
Don't forget that it was God who made sex enjoyable !
So enjoy it to the fullest !
I never tried the pussy-pump, but I did have my pussy tattooed!
It was the biggest turn-on ever!
I'm still very pleased with that tattoo. I think it is the ultimate!
All lesser ideas are okay too. I'm thinking about getting more tattoos yet.
Any suggestions?
Carole
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Monday 08 August
By MSgirl
I have a variety of physical problems due to MS. One of them is decreased sensation in my vaginal area. Someone suggested the pussy pump & it does help me orgasm when I thought my orgasm may be gone forever.
If u had this problem, trust me u would try or do anything to orgasm again!
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Monday 17 October
By susie
Yes pussy pumps and clit pumps are wonderful. It brings an orgasm to a new level.
Some are kinda expencive. But with turkey day just around the corner you may want to try this. Just get a 1.99 turkey baster, take the bulb off, put that end over the clit then have ur partner use good old fasion suction with his mouth on the small end. The results r wonderful, a nice large, sensative clit, Oral sex and all other types r heightened,
Be creative, a simple turkey baster can be turned into one of the best sex toys u have, try it.
The best thing is if u and ur partner can reach this type of comfort level the sky is the limit.
It also makes me squirt so much faster. He loves it and so do I.
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Thursday 20 October
By brandonswinger1
the wife has one and uses it sometimes. she says it helps her get in the mood and she like the way it feels. she pumps it 4 or 5 times.and lets it stay on for about 30mins. and its fine. very little enlargement. but there is some women that go over broad and make there pussy look sick. put if used like the dr tells you too, you will see how nice it can be.
thank you,
vic and vonda
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Tuesday 18 October
By Em
Why would you assume people haven't tried it? It's been around for quite a while and most of my friends like it. I thought this was old news.
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Saturday 22 October
By susie
This is the best discovery EVER....after many years of not orgasming with my partner, my new partner tried this out on me (I had never heard of it)....for the first time EVER, I actually orgasmed during intercourse...cant thank the inventor enough....
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Sunday 06 November
By OnlyMe
This toy performs beautifully. The sensitivity is out of this world plus the swelling and engorging of the vagina makes it a much tighter fit. It enhances pleasure for both partners and what's wrong with that? Unadventurous vanilla prudes have no idea what they're missing, and I can't help but feel so very sorry for them.
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