We talk about serious issues here at the Lemondrop office, so when our pal behind the site Kristen Stewart Wants It came up with his list of Men Over 60 Years Old That I Think Women Would F@#K, we started talking (and no, we're not telling you who said what):

"I totally have an old-guy crush, but it's like really gross because he's practically on death's door ..."

"Who?"

"Dennis Hopper." [age 73, Not on the list]

"I'd do ... what's his name again? Jeremy Irons!" [age 61, #33]

"Bruce Springsteen [age 60, #8] ... he's totally hotter now than he used to be."

"Does Jimmy Stewart -- dead -- count?"

Collective: "EEEEEEEEEeeew."

And ... scene.

Some of the other foxy fossils on the list include David Bowie [age 63, #2], Christopher Walken [66, #27] and Harrison Ford [age 67, #13]. Among the more questionable choices are Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan [age 70, #18] and Dan Rather [age 78, #24].

So we ask, dear readers, how old would you go, and if you did, who would you do?