Don't call "Markus" a hooker -- he's a "surrogate lover." Meet America's first legal male prostitute. Markus -- his work handle; his real name is as yet unknown -- is not opposed to the term gigolo or, apparently, comparing himself to Rosa Parks*. After reading an interview with him in the latest issue of Details, we wonder if anybody would actually want to sleep with this guy.
Arriving at the Shady Lady Ranch in Nevada fresh from his spot at a homeless shelter* in Santa Monica*, Markus admits that he is relatively sexually inexperienced*, but swears he's really good in bed*. He found himself applying for for the job of America's first legit gigolo when his brief foray into porn* left him feeling like a marginalized artist* or something.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, sorry, men -- his penis may be for sale, but his sphincter is off-limits. So that answers that burning question. Poor choice of words?
*It's a good thing you're just supposed to pay this guy for sex and not be in a relationship with him, because he's got deal-breakers popping up all over the place.












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Tuesday 19 January
By Stace
How much does he charge? I would sleep with him in a flat minute! ;)
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Tuesday 19 January
By NovaGirl
It's about time equality came to prostitution! As far as his intelligence goes, or lack thereof, who really cares? Does the author think that all of the female prostitutes are rocket scientists and brain surgeons, and that the men who sleep with them do so for their brain power?? PLEASE! This, in some small way, is definitely a step in the right direction...and I'm sure if he's not very experienced sexually right now, it won't take him long to figure out what women REALLY want!
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Tuesday 19 January
By lmao
@ the the comments left by Stace and NovaGirl...i bet you're both fat as hell.
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Wednesday 20 January
By el robo diablo
you poor, lonely guy. neither of them would probably have you after hearing one minute of your non-intentionally hilarious attempts at social interaction over the beer pong table.
translation: you dumb asshole. you not get laid much. you need be quiet.
Friday 22 January
By Hello Tiffany
AWWWWWWWWWWWW did Markus* turn you down?
Monday 25 January
By Autumn
Thats a pretty harsh comment don't you think?
Monday 25 January
By Autumn
sorry for double posting but, lmao, you're probably just jealous of the sexual confidence that both @stace and @NovaGirl have
Saturday 23 January
By Ale
Stace.. I read that he charges 200 per 40 minutes
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Sunday 24 January
By Alexandra
When will ever move beyond our puritanical roots?
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Wednesday 27 January
By adsf
ugh not very attractive is he
but then most prostitutes are ugly
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