Hell hath no fury like a woman whose boyfriend cheated on her with some chick from Chili's. Now, she can say it with flowers -- dead ones, that is. Dirty Rotten Flowers, a new floral delivery service based in Los Angeles, can provide you with the perfect floral arrangement to show the scumbag in your life just how you really feel about him: The macabre flower shop specializes in bouquets of the dead and decapitated nature.
Scorned individuals can choose from a bouquet of rotting flowers "for someone you might want out of your life," the Morticia -- a dozen decapitated roses -- perfect for the guy who broke your heart. And, for the one who may have done you wrong, but who you may be willing to forgive, there's Still Alive -- a dozen roses as you've always known them.
Starting at $25, the bouquets can be delivered nationwide. If you don't think the blooms quite get the message across (or you suspect he may receive more than one dead bouquet), you can also include a personalized message.
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Friday 15 January
By Val
If my boyfriend cheated on me there is no way I would spend $1.00 let alone $25.00 to send him some dead flowers. Letting the air out of his tires is free and much more gratifying!
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Friday 15 January
By sph854
Best gift is the Tickle Me Plant - It moves when Tickled Google it!
Friday 15 January
By Jennifer
What a waste of money. Don't you think you've wasted enough time, energy AND money on the man or woman who hurt you? Move on and quit dwelling on the past, which you cannot do anything about anyway. Don't think cheaters are happy people, because they are not, no matter how it may look on the outside.
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Friday 15 January
By Mayfly54
I agree.. I wouldn't waste a dime on a loser .. use your money and energy on something productive and that truly represents the spirit of Valentines day.. $25 donation to UNICEF or REDCROSS would help so many people in Haiti right now and probably make you feel better too. There are also some fun, creative and caring Valentines Day ideas at Celebration Ideas Online at www.celebrationideasonline.com/valentines-day-ideas.html
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Friday 15 January
By mayfly54
I agree.. I wouldn't waste a dime on a loser .. use your money and energy on something productive and that truly represents the spirit of Valentines day.. $25 donation to UNICEF or REDCROSS would help so many people in Haiti right now and probably make you feel better too. There are also some fun, creative and caring Valentines Day ideas at Celebration Ideas Online at www.celebrationideasonline.com/valentines-day-ideas.html
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Friday 15 January
By Becky
I did one better, I had delivered to the bar of where my boyfriend was a regular, what appeared to be a box of roses, on the note outside it read, INSIDE YOU WILL FIND MY INNER MOST THOUGHTS OF YOU. oN THE inside was one headless rose, that had the biggest pricks on it, and inscribed was ONE BIG PRICK.
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Friday 15 January
By jess648
I agree.. I wouldn't waste a dime on a loser .. use your money and energy on something productive and that truly represents the spirit of Valentines day.. $25 donation to UNICEF or REDCROSS would help so many people in Haiti right now and probably make you feel better too. There are also some fun, creative and caring Valentines Day ideas at Celebration Ideas Online at www.celebrationideasonline.com/valentines-day-ideas.html
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Friday 15 January
By Amy3e
I agree.. I wouldn't waste a dime on a loser .. use your money and energy on something productive and that truly represents the spirit of Valentines day.. $25 donation to UNICEF or REDCROSS would help so many people in Haiti right now and probably make you feel better too. There are also some fun, creative and caring Valentines Day ideas at Celebration Ideas Online.com
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Friday 15 January
By Debra
The best revenge is doing well!!!! Any further attention to a scum bag is still attention - silence is golden!
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Friday 15 January
By snake plissken
Just what we needed. Another way to prolong negative emotions.
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Friday 15 January
By L Dempsey
Never mind talking about wasting money on a loser -- it's DEAD FLOWERS people. A fool and his/her money are soon parted. Think about it -- $25.00 for something you can gather by the side of the road. The retailer is laughing all the way to the bank.
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Friday 15 January
By Kasey
Better still.......dogdoo.com
I sent a poo poo grande to the "other woman."
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Friday 15 January
By Nancy
Wow! I thought I've seen and heard it all! But this takes the cake. Sorry, Dirty Rotten Flower but someone in your marketing department needs to go back to the drawing board! BUT, on the flip side I'll give you props for trying -- heck, other than "COMPOST" I can't imagine what else you guys do with all of your "expired" goods? So we can't blame you for jumping on the "quick buck" bandwagon. Sadly, I don't see them "flying off the shelves" any time soon!
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Friday 15 January
By G.
What better way to tell the guy or girl that you are still thinking about them than to send them flowers, even though they are dead. I totally agree with Debra that the best revenge is doing well. Things happen for a reason. Why waste time and energy and tears over someone who cheats on you? Once they cheat and get away with it, they will cheat again. No matter how much they care about you or how good you are to them.
My ex-husband cheated on me for years. I divorced him and am now married to an incredible man while the ex is alone. He isn't even with any of the "ladies" that he cheated on me with. That is more punishment than anything I could have done to him.
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Friday 15 January
By Leroy Tomba
It may work for "men" to send.
But women are so cheap, they
don't like to reach in their pockets
when all is well...
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Friday 15 January
By David S.
Hey, say what you will about Los Angeles, but people there never tire of creative ways to make a buck!! They are #1 in the nation for new businesses opening....
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Friday 15 January
By elin
Can you send them to an ex boss who fired you for having integrity and being an honest person?
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Tuesday 26 January
By DRF
Yes, you can send it to anyone you want...it helps to have a sense of humor....and it's cheaper than therapy.