Last night I got a Facebook message:
facebook bra status update

Soon after I got about 10 more private messages from various women in my circle inquiring about my over-the-shoulder boulder-holder in honor of breast cancer awareness and prevention. (But question: Do any guys really give a sh** about this?)

So let's do it, ladies. Leave a comment describing your bra, the color and anything else you'd like to mention, then take off your top and check your boobies for cancer.

Mine:
OH MY GOD, IT'S HUGE! I could wear it as a hat if I fold it in half. It's like a bridge with huge expansion cables holding up my shoulders. It's like the scales of sweet lady justice cradling the very laws of humanity in her gigantic DDD cups! I bet it could fit on the Statue of Liberty.

Oh, and it's black.