What isn't there an iPhone app for these days? From the "Pimple Popper" to the "My Vibe" app (both are exactly what you think they are), these days it seems that you can get just about anything in mobile game form. With that said, now in the running for Most Beneficial Contribution to Society is Dr. Michael Salzhauer, the man who authored a children's book on Mommy's plastic surgery.
On top of his literary achievements, Dr. Salzhauer has created "iSurgeon," an iPhone app that combines "personal image modification with high-tech gaming features." Translation: You can upload a pic of yourself and see what you'd look like post nose-job or boob-job.
New method of incurring business, doctor? You can quickly share the results of your imaginary surgery as well, thanks to Facebook and email integration.
It gets better: When you're tired of your self-esteem plummeting into the depths of oblivion, you can pretend you're a plastic surgeon and operate on make-believe patients in an attempt to help them achieve their desired results. Realistic sound effects are included, apparently.
We're so over technological advancements in mobile gaming. Just give us our "Snake" back.
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Monday 11 January
By xxrosexofxsharyn
Flat out disgusting and wrong.
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Monday 11 January
By Kaydee
I have a major problem with the non-word "app" -- have people become so lazy that they lop off the last syllable of a word -- using "meds" for medications, and so forth. My English teacher would be rolling over in her grave now. She would correct us for saying "phone" instead of "telephone". I for one will continue to say the whole word. And while we're on the subject -- I hate the expression "my bad" -- who on earth started saying that instead of "my mistake"?
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Friday 15 January
By Anonymoose of Toronto
I think you need to unclench your butt cheeks, dude. There's nothing wrong with speaking colloquially.
@OP and xxrosexofxsharyn: I don't think this app is really as bad as you guys wish it were. I think something like this has much less influence over a woman's body image than, let's say, a super Photoshopped magazine cover. It's also helpful for the women who have chosen to have plastic surgery.
...And the surgery game thing actually sounds kinda amusing. Like a more extreme version of what I do in Photoshop for fun. But you know, opinions.