We already know they can't keep it in their pants. Now, in a shameless publicity stunt, Vanity Fair is serving up "never-seen-before" shots of a shirtless Tiger Woods on the cover of their February 2010 issue.

Gag us with a putter. Do we really need any more carnal knowledge of Mr. Perma-Wood? In fact, while we're at it, here's a top 10 list of celebrity cheaters -- from nanny-handling Brits to a gaggle of sleazy politicians -- we'd strongly prefer keep all their clothes on.

10. Tiger Woods

Too bad the only thing he's being stripped of now is endorsements.

9. Billy Crudup

Here's hoping there's a special place in hell for a guy who leaves his pregnant wife. Especially if she's Mary Louise Parker.
8. Bill Clinton

We'd rather he wear Leaves of Grass than appear anything close to au naturale. Sorry, Hillary.


7. Jude Law

Hey, Jude: Can you do us the small favor of keeping your talented Mr. Ripley under wraps after that nanny scam?
6. Hugh Grant

That 1995 blowjob still looms large. Too bad his foppish charm wore off around the time of, um, "About a Boy."

5. Eliot "Client 9" Spitzer

Now more famous for servicing prostitutes than constituents. And we can see why he had to pay for the privilege.

4. Mark Sanford

The South Carolina governor fell head-over-prenup for a leggy Argentine newscaster. We'll never know what she saw in him, but his ex-wife will publish her tell-all next month.

3. Silvio Berlusconi

The married 72-year-old Italian prime minister does do hookers -- doesn't do condoms. Yeah, and we're just not that into fossils either.

2. Marilyn Manson

Serious "Twilight"-philes might flock. We're still trying to figure out what would possess you to cheat on a burlesque star as hot as Dita Von Teese with a then-19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood.

1. David Letterman

With all due respect, any interns desperate enough to hit this need not apply.