Vince Gets Hitched
Vince Vaughn
was married over the weekend in a small ceremony outside his hometown of Chicago. His bride is Kyla Weber, a real estate agent. We hope Owen Wilson wasn't too disruptive. (via DListed)

2010's First Casualty
Johnson & Johnson heiress and reported Tila Tequila fiancée Casey Johnson was found dead yesterday morning. According to police, it appears that Casey had been deceased for several days before her body was discovered. (via TMZ)
Lil' Jesus
T-Pain
must have a really high opinion of Lil' Wayne. He recently cast Wayne as the voice of Jesus Christ in his upcoming animated show for Adult Swim called "Freakniks."(via Perez Hilton)
Rihanna Gets A New BF
Rihanna
is rebounding with Los Angeles Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp. According to sources, the two got cozy in Dubai over the New Year. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Michael Cera "Shore" Gets A Makeover
We'd love someone to give Michael Cera a little refresher course on how to dress and cut his hair, but we're not sure the cast of "Jersey Shore" are the right ones to do it. Alas, they apparently have. (via In Case You Didn't Know)
Motormouth: Kanye West
"It's funny how so many rappers get worse as their careers stretch out, but true poets get better." -- The ever-modest Kanye West on how he plans to follow in the footsteps of Maya Angelou and Nina Simone in 2010. (via People)