So, the debate rages on as to whether we can actually get off from giving a dude head, in the orgasm sense. If nothing else, it's a little bit of an ego trip to have a guy pretty much do anything because of your stellar skinflute skills. (That dinosaur skull Nicolas Cage bought? Obviously demanded by some girl, mid-blowjay.)

But for me, nothing ruins a blowjob well done like a dude going, "Where'd you learn to do that?"

Because -- reeeeeeally? Like, I guess it's a compliment, but now we're thinking about the Ghosts of Dong-mas Past, or having some gross, Ally-McBeal-esque dream-sequence reverie about our high school health teacher demonstrating the correct way to palm a scrote. Don't want to do it, guys!

Therefore, miladies? We present you with the following answers to the Dreaded Question. Get them into circulation, and hopefully, guys will get the hint and quit asking. Because, come on mangs! You don't want to know.

10. Space camp

9. Josh Groban

8. The University of Phoenix

7. Prison

6. Starfleet Academy

5. I own "Brown Bunny" on BluRay and I watch it from time to time. Why, is that weird?

4. The craziest episode of "Antiques Roadshow," ever

3. YOU, ALL RIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!

2. Your mom

1. Penis college