santaPracticing the art of suggestion -- because you really don't want to find another faberge egg collection under the tree this year: How to hint to him what you want for Christmas.

In crappy ideas of the week, a Chicago advice columnist tells a nervous virgin that he should hire a prostitute for his first time.

"I'll pay for your dinner, but I won't be your Facebook friend" -- what happened to the old days when all the introductory talk actually happened on the first date?
shh-fingerGuess loud sex counts as a crime, too. This lady pleads guilty to making unnatural, 47-decibel noises while she got her sexy on in the middle of the night.
kardashianWhat do you get for the celeb who's already rolling around in money? The Fug Girls come to the gift guide rescue.
ukelele-baby
This little Asian baby's ukelele rendition of Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" is melting our stony hearts. YouTube videos this cute should be illegal.