What could possibly be more terrifying than a dinosaur on the loose? Hmm ... how about one that's also a HUMAN-HATING ROBOT?! The dinosaur, which is roughly 5 feet tall, remote-controlled and worth almost $100,000, was stolen from a "Walking With Dinosaurs" show in Guadalajara, Mexico. Nobody knows who took it (or -- pardon -- how), but the people in charge of the show are guessing the thieves don't know the value of the dinosaur, which was one of the smaller robots, since there are other dinosaurs there which are worth close to a million big ones. The "Walking With Dinosaurs" show has been touring the world, with this being its first theft.
We're left wondering why somebody would steal a gigantic robot dinosaur, but since this happened in Mexico it's probably being trained by drug lords to use a machine gun, although hope remains that said drug lord is actually just going to use it to serve him fancy cocktails.












