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CJ ArabiaTis the season ... for taco crotch. But never fear! Camel Ammo is here!

Camel Ammo, according to their Web site, is a "small, flexible insert constructed of light, breathable, body and eco-friendly materials that is placed into the lining of your favorite undies to prevent frontal wedgies."

In other words it's a little insert to put in the crotch of your pants and -- BAM -- no more camel toe. It's a smaller, more delicate version of the horrifying Cuchini (which was the approximate size and shape of an ergonomic mousepad).

Hallelujah! It's about frigging time!

Do you know how many girls I see on the streets of New York who need this every day?

Humans walked on the moon many years ago, advances in medicine and technology have changed our lives, but it took the genius creative team of Treger Strasberg and Loren Weiner to secure the frontlines in the international wedgie war! That's real girl power, folks.

I mean, people should hand these out on the streets! I got five of them just so I can give them to friends and family when I see them sporting the taco. Camel Ammo is the perfect gift for anyone and everyone you love.

It's a delicate subject. I know that many of you want to say something to your friend, but maybe you just don't have the heart. Camel Ammo is small and will easily fit into a business class envelope.

I would like to remove my hat and salute the makers of Camel Ammo. They "care" for those of you who obviously don't.