You know that awkward period at family get-togethers, in between taking off your coat and being drunk? I hate those five minutes. But now I don't have to, thanks to the invention of this flat, disposable hip flask from Restoration Hardware.
The flasks are fully portable, freezable, and will hold seven and a half shots of your favorite hooch. (That's about enough to get me through "Why won't you say grace? Are you an atheist?" but not quite enough for "You still don't have a boyfriend? Are you a gay atheist?" I'll bring two). The site's product info invites you to use these ditchable Wild Turkey sacks to "enliven any event." You know, like driver's ed, PTA meetings and Tuesday. They're recyclable, but it's not like you care.
So if you're a flaky boozer, shopping for me, or bringing home an ethnic boyfriend, pick up one of these amazing inventions. Happy holidays! (via Wired)
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Thursday 03 December
By david wayne osedach
I wonder if one of these "disposable" flasks would pass through airport security? It would be nice to have on long overseas flights.
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Thursday 10 December
By Jessica
Nope, it's against regulations--perhaps even illegal--to bring your own booze aboard flights. *Sigh.*
Friday 11 December
By Dave French
Hey..uh...you guys do know you placed the "gifts for boozers ad' right above the Amy Dickenson story about the drunk college girls rape...which is uh..a... NATIONAL story. someone should be cannned.
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Tuesday 15 December
By Natalia Mercado-Huerta
This makes Xmas shopping alot easier... there goes half my list LOL but then we sit here and wonder why there are so many alcholics hhhmmm
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Monday 14 December
By James
With ski season fast approaching these "soft" flasks are the bomb. Think of how many painful falls you have endured with those pesky metal flasks jammed into your ribs.
Dabuffer
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