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You guys? We forgot to tell you. GRAVY SEASON IS UPON US.

Look, I happen to make the world's best gravy. Do you want to know how to make perfect gravy? It's too bad, you can't, because you're not me. (It's like my X-Men power.)

How good is my gravy? I once sued GravyMaster for copyright infringement ... on my existence. I'll put gravy on everything. Do not test me on this.

That is why we made this for the holidays: to get you pumped up for gravy season, so here's a video roundup of the some great moments in gravy-video history. Gravy boat? Screw that. This is a gravy yacht, friends. All aboard!


SNL's "Crystal Gravy" -- Now you can finally see your food!


Patton Oswalt's legendary "Famous Bowl" bit. It was a Win Pile in a Elation Bowl.

This is a cute girl, chugging gravy. Potentially not safe for work, if you're a red-blooded American.


Rick James and Ike Turner sing "Love Gravy" on "South Park." Hey, I have an idea. Let's make a human pretzel, an' dip it in love gravy, love gravy.


Sifl & Ollie's "Baby for Gravy" -- Remember this show? Gravy goes great... with prescription drugs.

This is some British lady named Philippa who goes to a Gravy Wrestling Competition. English people are so weird!

President Bush accepts a compliment from a bowl of fries and gravy. (Skip to the 2 minute mark.)


What's almost as much fun as drinking gravy? Rappin' about it.


Keep these sexist-ass dogs away from my gravy! No, wait, they can share.