Sorry, women with "Real Housewives"-style orange tans, but your time in the sun is done. According to a British online makeup retailer, the popularity of the "Twilight" book and film series has women clamoring for pale makeup. Sales of super-pale foundation have doubled in the past month.

You already know we think Kristen Stewart is the worst, and this trend just confirms it. Have you ever seen someone who wears foundation that's too pale? It looks ridiculous. (I present Exhibit A: Peter Facinelli as Carlisle.)

What's next, a spike in glittery powder sales so that you can sparkle in sunlight just like your favorite Cullen?

Leave the pale foundation to those of us who truly need it. We're practically see-through without it.