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It's the day after Thanksgiving, and you know what that means -- the winter holiday season is officially upon us! Time for wreaths and tinsel and Christmas lights and all that wonderful winter merriness.

Unless you're just not quite the ho-ho-ho type. That's cool, too. Feel free to bask in the holiday grumpiness with our favorite new tweeter, @loadedsanta.

With keen observations like, "I'm trying to get this obesity sh*t together because you know what doesn't squeeze down a chimney well? Type 2 diabetes," @loadedsanta should satisfy your jaded holiday needs straight through Christmas Day.