We generally think of British royalty as a stodgy, formal set. But in his recently published memoir, "Redeeming Features," designer Nicholas Haslam (also a distant cousin to Princess Diana) shows a more candid side of not just the royal family but also rock royalty like Mick Jagger.
According to Sebastian Shakespeare, a reviewer for London's Evening Standard, "His book offers the most eloquent proof that name-dropping has come of age."
Lest you think this is an insult, Shakespeare points out that social networking sites like Facebook have made name-dropping a trendy cyber-game. And Haslam seems to be the champ.
But some of his best material is his dish on the wedding of Princess Diana to Prince Charles.
Haslam didn't design Di's dress, but he did design the decor for the bridal salon in which the soon-to-be Princess of Wales would have her gown fittings. As he noted, "[I]it must have been difficult, at the final fitting, for Diana to tell where my decor ended and her frock began." The wedding itself was so glamorous that the guests watched the film footage of it an hour after it occurred. And this is the early 1980s, so it's not like today where someone busts out a digital camera and folks gather around. Haslam writes it was "the most extraordinary sight imaginable."
That's not Haslam's only brush with royalty at a fabulous party. In his Duchess of Windsor anecdote, Haslam arrives early to a party in the Waldorf Towers and finds the Duchess equally reluctant to walk in before the scheduled time. The pair hide out in the dark in the housemaid's cupboard (per the Duchess's suggestion) and swap gossip until they feel ready to make their entrance -- the Duchess wearing black satin gloves and Haslam no doubt in some outrageously stylish get-up. (He was a contributing editor to Vogue, after all.)
It seems there are few 20th-century icons that Haslam doesn't know or trends in which he didn't participate. According to the excerpt from "Redeeming Features," "Andy Warhol, writing later about the period in his first autobiography, credits me with bringing the English 'look' to New York, with my short Italian jackets, pointed shoes, and the curtain lace with which I improvised frilled shirt cuffs under my jackets. I used to stick it on with Speed Sew glue."
Warhol claimed that we all get our 15 minutes of fame, but Haslam seems to have found a way to make his last considerably longer.
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Saturday 28 November
By Sis
After being married for 47 years and my husband was 5 years older I met a younger man (45) and black what a wonderful 2 years this has been. He is a fantastic person and has a veruy wonderful family. I really feel a lot of love for him but no maraige in sight. I have a son age 55 and 2 daughters in the 50's so as you see I am not marriagable. but he is great.................................
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Saturday 28 November
By Sherry Gentry
Happy Holidays and May All Have Freedom and Peace Now and Forever
I understand that there always have been and always will be the rich or super rich and poor and homeless. I also know that some of these people do good things for the poor and under priveledged. What I don't understand is why the rich do not do more to make a difference. This goes from politics to movie stars to rock stars to Royalty. JC says that the love of money is the root to all evil! He also says that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of heaven. If I were them, I would check out this JC person and see what else He has to say.
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Saturday 28 November
By thetruthurts
There is no such thing as royalty.
-Science
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Saturday 28 November
By Akecorn
What's sad about coming to read comments on royal wedding, and all they have it listings for cougar dating.
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Saturday 28 November
By CPORTILLO
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE OLD STUPID IMBREDS ASS----.
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Monday 30 November
By CPORTILLO
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE STUPID INBREDS.
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Saturday 28 November
By mdirtygirl2
Royalty? You mean Leeches don't you?
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Saturday 28 November
By Ericsons news
Killers on the run?
Family Guilt and the silence of the Royal Lambs
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Saturday 28 November
By TurnOffTheBoobTube
Diana Spencer was the sacrificial lamb for the slaughter and breeding cow for the Windsors. Once she had performed her reproductive duties and they had their heirs, and when they realized people loved her more than those horse-faced, spoiled, lazy, corrupt Royals, they had her killed. End of story.
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Saturday 28 November
By Kat
Yea, Granny needs a date.
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