Legend of the Fall
Even if you did tune in to last night's American Music Awards, you may have missed Jennifer Lopez's ground-breaking (literally) booty tumble during a botched dance jump. That's because it was edited out of the West Coast broadcast of the show. Watch both versions here. (via Radar Online)

Glovin' You Long Time
Michael Jackson's famed rhinestone-encrusted glove went on the auction block and fetched an impressive $350,000 from a Hong Kong buyer. That should cover about 1/117th of MJ's funeral costs. (via Perez Hilton)
Swimming in Debt
When it comes to his finances, Michael Phelps just can't keep his head above water. The swimmer owes the state of California over $20,000 in back taxes. (via TMZ)
In the Doghouse
Kate Beckinsale reportedly left her puppy in the car for hours without water and with the windows shut while she was pampered in a Los Angeles salon. PETA, can you hear me? (via Celebitchy)
A Nose Is Just a Nose
Amy Winehouse is apparently in the market for a new nose. A friend of the singer's says that she's been "obsessed" with getting a nose job. Too much snorting, Amy? (via DListed)
Motormouth: Jessica Simpson
"Does Perez Hilton ... whatever his name really is ... have no heart at all? Don't ever attack my family again. Sad to know u hate so deeply. So sad 4 u." -- Jessica Simpson tweeted in response to a recent blog post by Perez Hilton about her sister Ashlee. (via The Hollywood Gossip)