In a recent New York Times Magazine article on Megan Fox, it was revealed that the Transformers star and her publicity team are having a hard time getting women to relate to or even like her. Or, as Megan so succinctly summed it up in the interview, "Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular."
Stop right there. Could it be that maybe, just maybe, really this is just a hunch, that we don't think Megan Fox is stupid, or a whore, or a stupid whore? Is it in fact possible that women just don't enjoy having grand, sweeping generalizations made about them that are entirely negative, coupled with the fact that she just called all of our friends ugly?
Granted, our homegirls may not have 22-inch waists and date a guy from "Beverly Hills 90210," but that doesn't make them totally busted. In fact, I wouldn't rank any of my friends below a 7, and that's a sober rating, folks.
The point is that she's not so wonderful that she can insult us and the people we care about and expect to earn our trust. Unlike dudes, we aren't blinded by her rather magnificent bosom. We have awesome boobs, too.
If Megan Fox really wants to gain the trust of women everywhere, maybe she should stop calling us jealous, scheming lunatics who are vastly inferior to her in terms of looks and personality. That seems like a pretty good start. Also, Megan, nobody wants to know what your farts smell like. OK, someone probably does, but we're not that person. And it's not because we're jealous of your sphincter or something.
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Friday 13 November
By Sam
Is she like, seriously retarded as fuck?
She must have some majorly low self esteem..
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Sunday 15 November
By researcher13th
the article writer is jealous. megan did not say that the writer of the article was ugly or that her friends are ugly either. but jealous women always assume that they are and that is why they glare at girls like megan and then project their jealousy onto them. girls you fan the flames by bitching about her, and i bet there is some deep seated reason for that. I am straight, maybe flamer h-wood gays think it is funny and entertaining when women are catty and insecure while blaming one another for being insecure but they are not looking for a sane and loving female partner. Can you all just stop summing one another up and spending 90 percent of your time glaring at one another? Who cares about Megan Fox?
Sunday 15 November
By researcher13th
(other than me when I am lying in bed and i am single so f! all of you.)
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Sunday 15 November
By Panda
Bravo, researcher13th!! You took the words right out of my mouth. Of course the writer of this article is jealous. Megan Fox was not speaking to her personally. I also did not see anything in what she said to be condescending and definitely didn't see anything like 'All your friends are ugly, you all pale in comparison to me!" To take a simple "Why do you hate me?" and wrap it into something crude like that definitely SHOWS why (at least) the writer of this article hates her. Jealousy. I'm a female as well, but I'm definitely comfortable in my own skin. I know how Megan really feels, and she is honestly speaking truth. If you're pretty, you're assumed to be a whore or stupid, or both. I've battled the same problem in my town, being hated for 'no reason'. There is a reason. There always is. Petty or not, it's a reason. I'm not a fan of Megan Fox, but I don't hate her either. I also give props when it's deserved, and the girl is gorgeous. I guess if you're deeply insecure, pixels on a tv screen as beautiful as hers are an easy target to hate. { www.myspace.com/pandamoniumrain }
Sunday 15 November
By Panda
Bravo, researcher13th!! You took the words right out of my mouth. Of course the writer of this article is jealous. Megan Fox was not speaking to her personally. I also did not see anything in what she said to be condescending and definitely didn't see anything like 'All your friends are ugly, you all pale in comparison to me!" To take a simple "Why do you hate me?" and wrap it into something crude like that definitely SHOWS why (at least) the writer of this article hates her. Jealousy. I'm a female as well, but I'm definitely comfortable in my own skin. I know how Megan really feels, and she is honestly speaking truth. If you're pretty, you're assumed to be a whore or stupid, or both. I've battled the same problem in my town, being hated for 'no reason'. There is a reason. There always is. Petty or not, it's a reason. I'm not a fan of Megan Fox, but I don't hate her either. I also give props when it's deserved, and the girl is gorgeous. I guess if you're deeply insecure, pixels on a tv screen as beautiful as hers are an easy target to hate. { www. myspace. com/ pandamoniumrain }
Sunday 15 November
By Panda
Bravo, researcher13th!! You took the words right out of my mouth. Of course the writer of this article is jealous. Megan Fox was not speaking to her personally. I also did not see anything in what she said to be condescending and definitely didn't see anything like 'All your friends are ugly, you all pale in comparison to me!" To take a simple "Why do you hate me?" and wrap it into something crude like that definitely SHOWS why (at least) the writer of this article hates her. Jealousy. I'm a female as well, but I'm definitely comfortable in my own skin. I know how Megan really feels, and she is honestly speaking truth. If you're pretty, you're assumed to be a whore or stupid, or both. I've battled the same problem in my town, being hated for 'no reason'. There is a reason. There always is. Petty or not, it's a reason. I'm not a fan of Megan Fox, but I don't hate her either. I also give props when it's deserved, and the girl is gorgeous. I guess if you're deeply insecure, pixels on a tv screen as beautiful as hers are an easy target to hate. { www.myspace.com/pandamoniumrain }
Sunday 15 November
By Christine
ROFLMAO!
Friday 13 November
By Hello Love
Great article. She consistently makes statements like this about other women (e.g. Scarlett Johansson, just to name one) and how women are so jealous of her and how beautiful she is and doesn't understand why this may not gain her points with the female populace. She's too busy wondering what people are potentiallly assuming about her... based on a stereotype that all women are hormonic, catty, and bitchy. So unfortuante... when she starts to make movies worth watching where she's not objectifying her own body, as opposed to acting... maybe we would take her more seriously.
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Saturday 14 November
By S
She's too worried about her self image and what she is portraying. She's getting what she asked for just not in the form she wanted. Men only think of her in a sexual way. I doubt any guy out there believes she's a intelligent and beautiful women. Everyone looks at her and thinks of sex only.
Sunday 15 November
By marie
I seriously agree with you. I love transformers,I grew up with transformers. I am a female watching transformers, why does it focus so much on megan fox? They are catering to the male audience. Ever since she came into the role on transformers i can not remember how i felt about the transformer theme. Also she is just like any other female. I wish the men woud stop hyping her up. there was a moment where she was on aol frontpage everyday. Im sorry but i am more intelligent about the world than to be following news on some conceted brat who has to make it clear that we women are not as pretty as her, and somewhat throwing it in our faces that our men thinks she cute.
Sunday 15 November
By researcher13th
i want to objectify her all night long
Sunday 15 November
By cheryl
Scarlett Johansen blows her away and didn't even require plastic surgery to do so!!
Friday 13 November
By Hello Love
Just saying that I'm glad somebody noticed this ongoing trend besides me! :)
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Friday 13 November
By chelsea
Did anyone ever consider the possibility that she is talking about the tabloids and reacting to those people who say nasty things about her????? When she says "girls' she doesn't mean the general public..... it isn't like she is paranoid or anything!!!! People write mean, degrading things about her all the time and she is probably referring to THEM...not EVERY girl!!!
I think it is very sad that women have such jealousy issues and have to rip each other apart for no reason. Its not the girl's fault she is extremely attractive!!! I mean its just really immature to say such negative things about her when you don't even know her. Its time that we start sticking together as women and fighting FOR each other.... not against!!!
If you don't like the girl, don't watch her!!! Otherwise stop being
JELOUS BIOTCHES and get your butts in the gym so that your boyfiend/husband can stop picturing Meagan Fox when he is having sex with your fat asses!!!! kidding! lol
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Saturday 14 November
By lol
LMMAO at this post. Is she f**king serious? Megan, you are the female who was just getting down and dirty in a superficial retarded a** movie called "Jennifer's Body" and you wonder why people call you nasty or a slut? Being slutty is a slang term and doesn't necessarily mean sleeping around. Or you can use the phrase "she looks like a slut" or "she has a slutty image" which is appropriate to describe Megan Fox. She's extremely stupid, hypercritical, contradicting, and just plain rude. How dare Megan insult Scarlett when she didn't even do anything to her. She has dissed the damn director saying the movie focused more on special effects than acting… then it's reported that many of the cast mates didn't like her because she didn't speak to them. And she's still wondering why no one likes her. She needs to take her ass back to school and get an education. I wouldn't be surprised if she f**ked teachers for grades.
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Saturday 14 November
By Motte
But you guys ARE jealous, scheming lunatics. Duh.
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Saturday 14 November
By S
Jealous of what? Let me guess you're a guy huh?