We all know that being a hostess means getting stuck with the cleanup at the end of the party -- but sometimes that "cleanup" involves a hazmat suit or a trip to the ER.We gave you a list of Bad Guest horror stories and asked you for your very worst experiences hosting a party. And boy, did you come up with some humdingers.
Click through below for some of the most horrifying, titillating Hostess Horror Stories we've heard yet.
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Thursday 12 November
By Nikkie
pervert.
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Thursday 12 November
By rann948
These "guest" stories have pretty much one thing in common - all these people need to get better friends.
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Friday 13 November
By cognitogrrl
That's wild. I have one, not a party that I threw, but friends of my husband hosted. It was Chip's 40th birthday so they held a backyard party with a KEG. While the other wives and I were visiting and the kids played volleyball, my husband Zip got very drunk. He was in the woods behind their house, holding onto trees to throw up. He went inside and lay down, and I just let him be. When the sun was setting, I got Chip and another guy to help me get Zip in the car. He was SOOOOO pathetic -- going "Man I'm sorry I ruined your party" -- Chip said, "No you didn't, bro -- you didn't punch nobody, didn't throw up on nobody."
I thought Wow, these folks have actually realistic expectations of their party guests ROFL
Thursday 12 November
By frederica
Years ago, my friend, Caroline, put together a surprise birthday party for me. They weren't able to find or afford a good place, so they planned the party to be held at my house.
My neighbor had the key and she was one of the hostesses. They went in a decorated the place, mostly the patio because they invited lots of people.
The afternoon of the party, I was at a recording studio when Caroline called me up and told me that she and some others were having a surprise party for me AT MY HOUSE, that night BUT, she was going to Houston on business and couldn't be there.
The engineer running the sound for recording session completely lost it and nearly choked from laughting when I told him.
I went home to kits if decorations all over my patio: Pinatas, crepe paper streamers and all.
Then, right after I got home people began showing up...I had no idea how many were coming and people were sitting all over the small patio, leaning against walls on the floor.
Who could've guessed what would happen next. The heavens opened up and poured rain on us; we all went into my (actually a condo), dragging the keg in with us. I had no idea how many would show up and it wound up being 20 plus....all of us soaking wet with clothes sticking to and dripping all over my floors. It was wild. The neighbor that had helped Caroline with the party had worked her butt off and was FURIOUS with Caroline.
By now it is a really fun and happy memory for me...in fact none of us ever forgot it. I still remember some dancing, shoes squishing and leaving little rivulets all over the floor.
ROFLMO!
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Saturday 14 November
By sandran712
Seems the first thing I do is not comment on stories.But,I report to AOL about people trying to sell stuff we don't want.
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Friday 13 November
By angelout
is it wrong to be young and stupid and selling yourself on AOL, no, it is highly disgusting though and it is why the world is a filthy place full of STD"s these days, so remmeber all that you young pretty things, it can get nasty in places .
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Friday 13 November
By M
Amen. I'm sick of thier shit too
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Friday 13 November
By Susie
I agree with Angelout! I'm a 25 year old woman. I'm single and I'm loving it! But if I were to go look for a partner to call a companion; I know way more better than to look on AOL! For one, cops do raid the internets for people looking for sexual meet ups! 2, who really wants a disgusting smelly dirtbag all up in your face all because of uncontrolled hormones?! and 3 Is it really worth carrying a baby from a one night stand for 9 months and giving birth to some idiots kid who don't give one darn concern of the fact that the man is a father? Not to mention when the kid grows up and asks you who his/her father is; that's where the guilt is going to catch up with you, and all you can tell your child is that you are a sex freak!
Girls my age, get a job, save for an education, and become a doctor, police officer, agent, what ever and make something of your self that you and your family can be proud of! If Snoop Dogg can come front the streets; so can you! All it takes is the will power to clean up! And the drive to be someone!
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Friday 13 November
By Emmanuel
I agree with you totally. by trying to meet people online you never know what your are getting yourself into. True that some find the right one but that like a fairy tale compared to the results of the majority of the who tried it.
( I've never tried it.) I thing the internet is a good place to share your thought., Contact old friends, and really enjoy yourself.
Friday 13 November
By ccccharlesee
Who cares, you FREAK?
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Sunday 22 November
By Traylor Queen!
These people leaving the comments are paid rodents that work for the websites they advertise. They have to meet a minimum quota of "ads" a day to get paid.
Most of these websites are spam/spyware loaded & ripoffs, kinda like the acai berry scammers.
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Sunday 22 November
By mezl
to all the people complaining about the ads- gee... like it's just so hard to scroll down past them. think i busted my wrist.... it's sooooooooo hard.... ouch!!!! busted my other wrist now. cuz, you know, it's just so hard on my poor weak little bones SCROLLING PAST THE ADS I DON'T CARE TO READ..... ow!!!!!!!!!! 'scuse me all, gotta hit the emergency room to get my busted wrists fixed.... may be i'll sue the people behind the ads for compensation.... ouch!!!!!
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Monday 23 November
By Carefulwiththat
DO NOT CLICK ON THE ADS HERE! YOU WILL DOWNLOAD A HIDEOUS VIRUS THAT WILL TURN YOUR COMPUTER BLUE....THEN BLACK.... THEN IT WILL DIE
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Tuesday 16 March
By J Devon Mintuck
Acai berry ads. Reminds me of something that had Acai in it. I ate that item and wound up SO sick that I had to go to er. Acai is BAD for you. Forget all they tell you it is so good. IT IS NOT. I was in ER and had to have my stomach PUMPED! That was so awful!
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