Where on Earth do these people come from? Is there another planet they're from, and could they maybe return there as soon as possible, please? Until they permanently relocate to Planet A-hole, we wanted to give you this trusty little guide of guys to avoid at all costs -- unless you enjoy being oppressed, that is.

Jerry Lewis
Once said, "I don't like any female comedians. A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world." This, from the guy who made "The Nutty Professor."

Ghostface Killah
Well, at least he doesn't beat around the bush: "That's what's wrong with our people and sh**. They put our women equal to men. We're not equal." We have a hard time reconciling this guy being a pig with the awesomeness of "Enter the Wu-Tang."





More men whose idea of women's rights is "the right to fix me a pot pie" after the jump.

Tucker Max
Oh, he might say he loves women, but in reality Tucker Max loves having the sex with women and then trash-talking them. You see, the difference is we love spaghetti, but we would never eat a whole plate of it and then go on the Internet and call it a dumb slut.

Silvio Berlusconi
This guy has publicly humiliated his wife several times through his infidelity and also does totally rad stuff like give women he thinks are hot jobs in public office, even if they have no idea what they're supposed to be doing. He also thinks that an attractive secretarial pool should be enough to entice foreign investors: "Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries ... superb girls."

Oklahoma Legislature
The Oklahoma legislature would love for anyone getting an abortion to have to fill out a lengthy and personal survey, the results of which would be posted on the Internet. But it's all for "research," although many researchers have said their results would be completely useless because the methodology skews data. Avoid it like the plague, unless you want to tell everyone if your car is green the next time you get a tooth pulled.

Bob McDonnell
Aka the next governor of Virginia. He thinks that working mothers and feminists are detrimental to families, that women who choose to work outside their homes should be "stigmatized," and that all forms of contraception should be banned. How do we know this? Because he wrote about it in his thesis ... when he was 34 years old.

Ayn Rand
Much like the assistant dean at your college, Ayn Rand hated everyone who wasn't her, especially women. Stay away unless you want to sound like a total douche when you try to bring up "The Fountainhead" at your next cocktail party.

Terrence Howard
Howard is a great big bag of nutbars who holds the strong opinion that women must cleanse their lady parts after going to the bathroom with baby wipes, or else they're not clean. To this end, he goes into a date's bathroom and searches around for some Wet Ones or something, then gives the woman an admonishment if he doesn't find any. On another day he'll check to see if she took his advice, and if not, he will no longer date her. Avoid this guy unless you want to have a really hilarious story to tell your girlfriends after you go on a date with him.

Mike Fleiss
In addition to creating "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," Mike Fleiss further insulted humanity by sharing his opinion on the Tila Tequila/Shawn Merriman ordeal, saying, "This particular girl is typical of the random skanks who populate most reality TV shows (not mine, of course). Ms. Tequila has no discernible talent, no Juilliard [sic] schooling, and, ultimately, no legitimate reason to be a star. What she does have is an ability to chase down the spotlight like Merriman hunts down a quarterback. Trust me. A girl like Tila Tequila will do just about anything for publicity." How charming.