Stalk This Way
Justin Timberlake
is apparently afraid for his safety after his alleged stalker has become more threatening. Don't worry, J. We haven't seen a picture of the lady yet, but we're betting Jessica Biel could take her. (via TMZ)


Heath's Last Love?
Dina Lohan
claims that Lindsay was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death. Dina dropped the bomb in a taped phone conversation with Michael Lohan. But they're Lohans, so we're taking this "news" with an Escalade-size grain of salt. (via Radar Online)
The Lip-Syncher of Oz
Britney Spears
is reportedly upset that her Australian fans have been disappointed in her concerts because she lip syncs. We're shocked that the Aussies actually thought Britney would be singing live in the first place. (via Perez Hilton)
J. Lo Blocks Sex Tape
Jennifer Lopez
was granted a temporary restraining order that will block the release of intimate home footage of the star with her ex-husband Ojani Noa, who planned on cashing in on the footage. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Kellan Lutz = Jason Bourne
Kellan Lutz
plays a small supporting role in the "Twilight" films, but he has big dreams. The star wants to become a big action hero, possibly taking over the "Bourne" franchise. Did something happen to Matt Damon? (via In Case You Didn't Know)
Motormouth: Carrie Prejean
"Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstreamed. The result is that girls grow up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves." -- Carrie Prejean, passing the buck on her sex tape scandal. (via The Superficial)