Bad sportsmanship, stand aside. Bad sportswomanship is about a gazillion times more terrifying, as evidenced by University of New Mexico women's soccer player Elizabeth Lambert, who was suspended for being all kinds of crazy on the field.

To clarify, "all kinds of crazy" means punching people in the back, tripping as many players as humanly possible and yanking a girl to the ground by her hair. While we can appreciate the kind of upper-body strength it would take to accomplish such a task, there really is no place for it on the soccer field. After harassing the Brigham Young University women's soccer team, Elizabeth apologized, and she has been indefinitely suspended from the game, news which probably has soccer teams across the Western U.S. breathing a huge sigh of relief.

Don't believe an innocent-looking schoolgirl with long blonde hair could really be all that bad? Well, that's why we felt obligated to include some video footage. Enjoy!