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4. Other Celebrities
There are plenty of famous folks who make cameos in "The Dirt," including Ozzy Osbourne, Axl Rose, Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson.

Who is your favorite?

Is Ozzy no longer the adorable, curmudgeonly dad of "The Osbournes" after you learn that he snorts ants and licks up Nikki Sixx's pee while on tour?

Does your opinion of Axl Rose change when you learn that Vince Neil always showed up for a fight, but Axl never did?

Vince writes, "It finally got to the point that whenever he arranged a fight somewhere, I just sent some people to the spot to call me if and when he appeared. Maybe someone else would have just let it drop after Axl chickened out a good half-dozen times."

What does this say about Vince's character?